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Valentine's messages are not a common defacement on advertising posters, and even more rarely are they of a dick-ish sort. So when New York Dick wishes to present a holiday specific defacement on the day that symbolizes love it can be difficult to find an appropriate candidate.

But NYD is not solely about modifications that are anatomically "dick" based, a "dick" comment can qualify, especially if that rude and insensitive comment is phallas &/or semen related, then nasty cupid shoots his spoolgy and mean spirited arrow straight at our heart. 

Mr. and Ms. Spunk-crossed-love both look a little vapid and a little enraptured, both are marked with a black heart where the mind's eye should be, and both are suffering from some very smutty remarks. The scrawls of our nasty cupid have united these soulless soul mates.

NYD hopes we all have a more beautiful and sublime Valentine's Day than the one that awaits our lovely poster couple. But if the comments of our dick-ish cupid sound like the kind of amor that you're looking for, then by all means enjoy. And maybe scrawl a verbal and visual run down of the party on a subway poster for our pleasure too, New York Dick is always interested in the dicky details.