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Wednesday
Aug062014

RUN PENIS RUN

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We at NYD are not usually interested in athletics, and running especially seems like a pointless jostling of the junk. But when in the presence of a penis drawing innovator that also happens to be a pavement pounder we must stop and gawk.

Phallographic fans at The Guardian have alerted us to the work of Claire Wyckoff and her awesome Tumblr site Running Drawing. Using Nike+ and carefully plotting her route she is able to tramp the path of the penis in the abstract on the urban landscape and generate delightful digital ding-dong maps there of. Other images too but who cares.

As The Guardian states, "The San Francisco-based runner has managed to find a way to distract from the fact outdoor running – while a sure-fire endorphin hit … – can often be boring, cold, and wet." Cold and wet is no good for the ween so we're pleased that she's making it graphically a little bit hotter, and harder too.

Wycoff states in her Twitter feed " it's not easy. first, you have to spend a lot of time looking for dicks on maps... countless hours of dick searching…" We feel ya sister, it can take a lot of work to keep this dick thing up.

Congrats Claire, fine work, please notify us when you're able to organize your first community penis "fun run" (at least it sounds like fun to us), we'll be there to cheer you on. We'll even supply a penis-graphic prize, copies of the best penis graffiti book ever, New York Dick. 

For more map based penis graphics, but not ones so thoughtfully worked, out take a peek at our entry Today's Forecast - Arousing Weather, Multi-State Hard-ons.

Top image - Another long run completed. Running Drawing/Claire Wyckoff
Second photo - Amazeballs. Running Drawing/Claire Wyckoff
Third photo - Bellendless fun. Running Drawing/Claire Wyckoff

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