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NORTHEAST BLANKETED WITH SNOW PENISES

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This weekend the northeast was blessed with the first big snow penis storm of the year. Up to 36 inches of white wet stuff aroused the creative juices of countless schlong-o-philes, both sculptors and graphic artists braved the weather to make their statements - big, dumb, sort of nasty statements. 


Unlike their fleshy inspiration, these snow dongs just get bigger when they are cold and wet. These perennial favorites spring up year after year around the globe - from somewhere in the land of "college humor" (top image) to tres bon Paris (second image,) to New York City (third image,) and even the south pole (fourth image.) And if you want to see more of snow penises than you ever imagined possible just stroke on over to snowpenis.com (really, we're not making this up.) They've got the largest collection of abominable penis snowmen photos in the world and are a terrific source of free snow-porn.