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Entries in book (3)

Tuesday
Apr082014

ART OF THE DICK

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Donelle Woolford knows a dick when she sees it, or hears it. In her painting series "Dick Jokes" she transforms classic dick jokes into a powerful group of comments and commentary on penises, power, and, well lot's of stuff.

Wallspace, who hosted the exhibit, states, "Donelle Woolford’s cathartic new paintings chronicle the dubious place of honor afforded the male sex organ in art and politics, and the vernacular tradition of penis humor in American popular culture. … Woolford’s joke paintings chronicle the picaresque adventures of a character named Richard—aka Dick." And yes there are dirty jokes.

Will Woolford consider incorporating dick doodles in her next explorations? We so dickishly hope so.

Sadly the exhibit of Woolford's work at Wallspace is now closed, but her book Dick Jokes is available. Shelve it next to your copy of New York Dick and add some awareness and class to your dickish book collection.

For other awesome and not too embarrassing dick books take a look at our past entry "Be Proud of Your Dick, or Dicks."

Monday
Dec062010

FUNNY GUY, FUNNY PENIS, FUNNY BOOK

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When friends of NYD find a nice penis drawing they are sometimes kind enough to whip out their personal copy of the book, take a snap and send it over. It's sort of like taking a picture of a gnome statuette in front of a famous landmark, except that the landmark is a weird pee-pee drawn on a poster, and instead of a yard gnome it's a book of penis-on-poster drawings that's getting snapped. Other wise it's exactly the same thing.

In case you can't tell, that's a big cat tongue licking Nick Swardson, and for extra fun that's a weird ding-dong doodle poking him in the teeth. This of course wasn't the original design of the poster but I'm not really sure he would mind if it was. See what this poster was all about at Nick Swardson's Pretend Time official site. 

Thursday
Nov112010

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, IT BEING WISPY HAIR-NUTTED PENISES, AND BOOKS

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Yes we all know you love it, but you may also love a giant penis drawn on an advertising poster, and if you love that you will really love a whole book of this stuff. Research has informed us that this ad is intended to promote macaroni consciousness, and to remind the target audience how much they love the simple things in life, sometimes even the juvenile things, and New York Dick fits the bill. Thank you major American manufacturer of noodle-n-cheese products for your kind support of NYD.

Click on the the title below to take a look at an interesting and non-snarky article about this ad campaign which has a title that really works with this poster defacement, "Kraft Hopes to Encourage Adults to Revert to a Childhood Favorite".