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This year when it's time to costume yourself in some sort of clever outfit that comments on your alter ego, why not just admit it all and be the dick that you are. Male or female there's no reason to be bashful about being a bit of a prick. There're layers of meaning and layers of fleshy material aplenty.

First of course there is the hard core all dick all the time approach seen above left, dozens of ding dongs all added up to make one big walking schlong creature. An outfit of this sort will take some effort to pull off, but be careful because once you start pulling-off things on this get-up you'll have some work ahead of you.

Then there is the all around good natured positive outlook dick angle presented by Clark. H. Penis. Pictured center is one of three official phallus costumed representatives of the San Francisco based Healthy Penis campaign, an anti-syphilis initiative. This is the look of a socially conscious dick with a message. And if you're really interested in being the bad guy that everyone's scared of this Halloween you could consider outfitting yourself as Clark's arch nemesis Phil, the syphilis sore. This Daily Show clip tells the true story of penis v. infection.

And then there is the "I'm a dumb dick, fuck you" approach shown at right, this is very straight forward, and frankly to be avoided or at least personalized in some way. True self realized dickness should be a richer more nuanced story, and if you don't agree, fuck you.