BEST PENIS DEFACEMENTS REVEALED

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New York Dick wants to congratulate the winners of the penis defacement photo contest hosted by DEFACED. The choice was a difficult one, so much so that there were in fact two winners chosen. Double dong-licious!

NYD author Galen Smith's choice for winner was "Snow penis on window of SUV" (pictured above) submitted by Hank Dombrowski. The image captures an easy going penis, drawn without a lot of fuss, but executed in an unusual site specific medium, the artist has creatively utilized the materials that the environment supplied. Also there is perhaps an implied commentary on climate change and consumerism, a big dopey dong drawn on a dig dopey SUV, with bonus anarchic graffiti in the background. All this and a nicely framed shot, excellent work by both the penis artist and the documenter.

The site visitors choice was "Penis man" (left) submitted by internationalorange. If you like funny drawings of penises it doesn't get much more intense than this, penis scrotum man, with a penis of his own, happily talking (or thinking) about, yep, penis. Could the arms and legs have been penises too, maybe, but this hard-on hat trick is a really fine piece as is.

Thanks to the team at DEFACED for all their efforts to run the contest, and special thanks to the creators of the defacements and the photographers thereof.