AMERICA LOVES "HOP," ALSO CHICKS, DICKS, AND HITLER

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Hop, the #1 movie in America for the second straight week and it's oh so adorable stars continue to attract viewers to the box office and nasty minded defacers to their posters.

Although Chick Carlos and his rockin' sidekick Phil are not  the primary stars of the movie they are super megastars of dick attraction. The combination of sickly cute and sort of annoying is hard to resist, and America loves chicks and dicks so the connection is obvious. 

Less obvious perhaps is the fact that NYC poster defacers also love Hitler.

Not only have our fuzzy yellow fellows attracted a variety of wangs, sprouting from or sticking in them, but stern Chick Carlos has inspired some weird references to history's most graphically recognizable mass murderer, the poster defacers genocidal favorite, Mr. Hitler (it could be argued that this defacement actually represents a generic nazi with a soul patch, but a baby chicken with a soul patch is just absurd.) There are some tenuous plot connections between Carlos and his group of Easter chicks and Adolf and his cadre of Nazi dudes, they both are planning to destroy the status quo and take over. Still, giving Carlos the Hitler treatment is a bit harsh even if he is planning a new world Easter order.