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Apr252013

HAMM AND BIEBER PENISES - THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT

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Here at NYD we know how much ding-dongs are on everyones mind most of the time (especially where TV stars and pop idols are involved) but we are more turned-on than usual by the ever increasing exposure of penises in mainstream culture. Could this dick-familarity breed dick-contempt and take all the juice out of hilariously offensive penis defacements?

The latest characters in this envelope pushing of prick-talk are; 

- Jon Hamm, above left, aka "Dong Draper" (wish we had thought of that one!), plays a super dick character in Mad Men and bitches about all the attention to his britches in real life. Poor little rich / salami boy.

- Justin Bieber, above right, member moniker - "Bienis" (wish we had thought of that one too!), a heart throb to millions of teen and tweenagers, cute / sexy but unthreatening. Especially unthreatening in the schlong department says explicit ex-girlfriend, she practically drew a wee-dingus on a photo herself just to get the detail across.

Are we concerned that constant peen chatter will rob penis defacements of their power? No. The unofficial slogan at NYD says it all - "A rising penis tide lifts all penis boats" - so keep hitting those posters NYC. Let the star-branders arouse our interest with penis talk, and when it's your turn to say something back, say it with a drawing of a stupid, hairy, slimey wang stuck right where it needs to be, in the soft-spots of media hype.

See more of Hamm's sausage and and lap up all the juicy bits (as if you haven't already!) at Slate and Gawker. For the small but sickening detail on Bieber's pasta penis (yes, specifics will be provided to explain this reference) click over to The Daily Current, and for a photographic analysis of the noodle in question take a look at Noisey/Vice.