DIGITAL NEW YORK DICK GOES LIMP
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The team at NYD are sad to announce that a digital New York Dick is not a possibility in the foreseeable future. We had hoped to insert ourselves even deeper into the digital world by releasing a "touch gesture tablet" version of the book but — well, things just didn't work out. Let's say that not everyone is the penis loving monsters that we and our excited public are and leave it at that.
Thankfully the much acclaimed printed edition by Mark Batty Publisher is still available and is as beautiful as ever. Stay tuned to this website for future updates, if the mood of the digital world changes we will gladly put a digital New York Dick in the hand of every tablet user in America, and explain how to touch gesture it into an ecstatic state.

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