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Thursday
Feb172011

COUNTDOWN TO THE "JOHNSONS", FANS OF PRICKISH-NESS TUMESCENT WITH EXCITEMENT

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The esteemed members of The Academy of Phallus Defacement and Affrontery Arts and Sciences congratulate their nominees for this years "Johnsons". The Johnson, trademarked nickname of the golden statuette bestowed by the APDAAS, symbolizes outstanding achievement in the field of schlong based defacement, dick-ish behavior, or general weiner-ness in popular culture.

Historically the Johnson categories reflect recent developments in the field and are not standardized, and this year is no exception. The uniqueness of the categories ensures that the nomination is itself a great honor, but that doesn't mean that there isn't intense maneuvering among the nominees to get their sweaty hands on "their" Johnson.

New York Dick wishes to congratulate all the nominees, and the creators of all the near Johnson worthy defacements that did not get nominated this year, the run-up to next years awards begins now so get out there and get dickin'. Click below for full details on this year's nominees, the winner of the 2011 Johnson will be announced here on February 28th, the day after the grand awards banquet.

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THE 2011 JOHNSON NOMINEES 

AIDES FOUNDATION
Exuberant achievement in a creepy funny graffiti prick public service television spot

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World's best graffiti penis TV commercial 

 

CEMETERY JUNCTION
Exceptional achievement in advertising defacement by knob drawing in a motion picture

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Ricky Gervais, big red knob 

 

DICK CHICKEN
Outstanding achievement in unrelenting exhibitionism of a boner street graphic

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Dick Chicken phenomena climaxes


EIFFEL TOWER, CHAMP DE MARS SNOW PENIS
Visionary achievement in a snow schlong landscape best seen from an erection-like tower

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Paris snow penis seen from penis tower


LONDON 2012 OLYMPIC MASCOTS
Shocking achievement in suggestive wang-thangness to haunt the psyche of children 

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London 2012 Olympic mascot 

 

ST. PETERSBURG BRIDGE
Daring achievement in rude and risky political prick speech

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Giant dick rises in St. Petersburg

 

TV WEATHER MAPS
Subconscious achievement in pointless graphic technology expressing dick-ness

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