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Entries in penis drawings (5)

Wednesday
Aug062014

RUN PENIS RUN

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We at NYD are not usually interested in athletics, and running especially seems like a pointless jostling of the junk. But when in the presence of a penis drawing innovator that also happens to be a pavement pounder we must stop and gawk.

Phallographic fans at The Guardian have alerted us to the work of Claire Wyckoff and her awesome Tumblr site Running Drawing. Using Nike+ and carefully plotting her route she is able to tramp the path of the penis in the abstract on the urban landscape and generate delightful digital ding-dong maps there of. Other images too but who cares.

As The Guardian states, "The San Francisco-based runner has managed to find a way to distract from the fact outdoor running – while a sure-fire endorphin hit … – can often be boring, cold, and wet." Cold and wet is no good for the ween so we're pleased that she's making it graphically a little bit hotter, and harder too.

Wycoff states in her Twitter feed " it's not easy. first, you have to spend a lot of time looking for dicks on maps... countless hours of dick searching…" We feel ya sister, it can take a lot of work to keep this dick thing up.

Congrats Claire, fine work, please notify us when you're able to organize your first community penis "fun run" (at least it sounds like fun to us), we'll be there to cheer you on. We'll even supply a penis-graphic prize, copies of the best penis graffiti book ever, New York Dick. 

For more map based penis graphics, but not ones so thoughtfully worked, out take a peek at our entry Today's Forecast - Arousing Weather, Multi-State Hard-ons.

Top image - Another long run completed. Running Drawing/Claire Wyckoff
Second photo - Amazeballs. Running Drawing/Claire Wyckoff
Third photo - Bellendless fun. Running Drawing/Claire Wyckoff

Sunday
May182014

DALI AND PICASSO - TOO DICKISHLY GOOD TO BE TRUE

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When we at NYD ran across this photo we were tickled pink and throbby. Reportedly near sexless Salvador Dali draws a piece of dingus art on the forehead of his wife and signs it "Picasso," so tasty. Alas, also so fake.

Of course Sal deserves enormous credit for his iconic mustache (which totally looks like someone defaced a photo of an old queen taking a whiz in an electrical socket) but he cannot be credited with the above pictured art act.

What is the provenance of this work? Based on Medusa Sleep, we first saw it here at Imgur, but the "comments" provide no real info except that the commenters are dopes. Some debunking (and some also not-too-clever comments) is offered up at Reddit, but sadly, the deceptive dick in this photoshop story may never be known.

For some authentic wang-on-the-face-style surrealism take a look at the work of Danish artist Wilhelm Freddie, (excellent artist, so-so mustache). His 1936 piece entitled Sexparalysappeal (shown at left) may be as close as we'll ever get to a really important exploration of the meaning of a penis drawn on a surrealist lady's head.

Saturday
May172014

WHEN ONLY VAGUE REPRESENTATIONS WILL DO 

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Let's face it, sometimes you just can't incorporate a drawing of a pecker into your text, or a too realistic knob would be gauche, these are facts. But even in the lowest bandwidth situations or times when a bit of subtlety is called for, one can always whip out a classic ascii style emoticon. So friends, be sure you have these ding-dongs in your dumb ass toolbox.

8=D
(stumpy pumpy)

8====D
(long dong)

8====D ~ ~ ~
(long dong squirter)

8------>
(skeenie peenie) 

And for you kids with both a techie and arty streak you may attempt to pull off a masterpiece such as this -

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Yes, you're welcome! And, do we here at NYD like dumb representations of penises, well lets just say :-) 8====D

 

Sunday
Jul312011

PENIS GRAFFITI - TAKE A CLOSER, SOMEWHAT NASTIER LOOK

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Sharpie drawn dongs are what we see most in the world of New York Dick. But when you focus on the basics of the concept you'll find that graffiti super schlongs are probably the most vivid expression of the phrase that we use to describe all of our beloved penis based poster defacements - "graffiti penis".



These wild wangs - sprayed big and drippy in the public space - are not afraid to let it all hang out and show you what they've got, the'll even let you touch it if you like.

If these vivid works of wang-fitti are giving you a peek at what you like to see then take a longer, thicker look at the source pages. NYD is always interested in fantastic dickish self expression and we think you might be too.

First image - Toy
Second image - Der fliegende penis
Third image - Penis train

Tuesday
Jun072011

BE PROUD OF YOUR DICK, OR DICKS

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We at New York Dick feel that there is no reason to hide a healthy and complex interest in the "phallographic arts", absurd yet insightful penis drawings have a rich history our culture and they should be celebrated. So what better way is there to show that your copy of NYD doesn't represent a meaningless interest that only appeals to you than to present along side it two other amazing books that help put the phallographic fringe in context.

The American outsider artist Henry Darger never fails to intrigue, amaze and shock. Retro sci-fi child soldiers, war, murder, executions, natural disasters, strange and seemingly banal collage/drawings, obsessive and near psychopathic imagery and writing, it's all here, all unbelievably strange. And the crazy footnote, most of the characters featured in his colossal work of graphic fiction "The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion" are young girls with pre-pubesent sized penises, amazing. There are many books on Darger but among the best is Henry Darger by Klaus Biesenbach, published by Prestel USA, a very rich area to explore, spooky but high-brow.

And on a lighter and more low-brow note is Superbad: The Drawings. Superbad (the movie) was a big success for the team of Apatow/Goldberg/Rogan/et al, steady work for sure but by far the most groundbreaking aspect of the movie was the slight detour in the story that informed us all about the common and perfectly natural desire to draw penises on everything in sight. Seth explains to Evan (the characters, not the writers, well sort of) his youthful penis drawing compulsion, "when I was a little kid I kind of had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal, something like eight percent of kids do it, but whatever". Truthfully, in one way or another it's probably a lot more than eight percent, and we at NYD are really pleased about that. A book of the penis drawings (as concocted by David Goldberg, brother of the writer/producer/character) was published to coincide with the release of the movie and it is awesome. It's a small book, funny, strange, not too weird, just weird enough.

Don't be bashful about displaying New York Dick, and keep that penis drawing bookshelf heavy with weird, funny and amazing wee wees.