THE MARTIAN PENIS CHRONICLES

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Last week it came to the attention of the world that NASA has been using its Mars rover to carve penis drawings into the landscape of the red planet thus making this area near the Bonneville impact crater the first off-world penis drawing. Or it's just random tire tracks, you decide America - Pornographic boondoggle or go frickin' NASA go!

Apparently it's taken years for Mars/penis aficionados to finally decipher the data from thousands of images and identify the martian dingus. As reported by Andy Cush at Animal New York, NASA states that, "the image has been online since 2005, and is part of a much larger panorama of photos from the Red Planet dating back to 2004. It was taken by the rover Spirit…"

Questions to ponder. 
- Will carefully (and stupidly) looking at enough images with enough dumbness always find a penis in there somewhere?
- Does mankind always (either consciously or not) draw penises everywhere we go? And do we specifically mean man kind?
- Is this dickish message to our other worldly friends more of an "f-you," or more of a "come 'n get it?"

For more info on this penis drawing that's so far from Earth but so close to our hearts take a look at Huffington Post Science (yes science!) or the ever awesome Animal New York. To see more of "accidental" penises viewed from space check out our Arousing Weather entry.

NYD APPLAUDS PENIS LOVING ROBOTS, OTHER SITE VISITORS TOO

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Recent web stats have reminded NYD that all sites are blessed, at least a little, this holiday season. Thanks so much to the 487 unique visitors that have come by to see what's up. And a special thanks to the large number of web robots that have visited, we have such warm feelings for these penis loving robots that keep popping in at all hours just to make sure we're ok. NYD wants to thank everyone, sentient or not, who has visited the site or purchased the book, and as always we remind you to please come by as often as possible, the site is always being updated with fascinating dick-ish content for your dick-ish viewing pleasure.

Click here for more information on the exciting (and excited) wang-bot pictured above.