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Here at New York Dick we always want to give thanks for anything stupid and penis related, but this Thanksgiving just after dinner a quick search using the term "turkey penis" (who doesn't search for this on Thanksgiving?) turned up some mighty unsavory images, such as this beauty. Maybe dumb penis stuff has gone too far (never!)

First off, nine people "like" this, that must be a sort of loose interpretation of "like" but ok. What other comments are associated with this image, amazing items such as;

Terri - OMG! now THAT'S a f'n turkey!!!
Chris - That's a turkey that does his own stuffin'!
Joe - You gotta have balls to eat that bird. 
Darren - Brings a whole new meaning to "chocking the…

It goes on this way for a bit. 

As gift giving season approaches you might be interested in a slightly smarter take on dumb dick stuff so please check out New York Dick. When you finally get yourself into work on Monday click on over to your favorite online book seller and take a peek, it will not be as creepy as this turkey thing, seriously.

We at NYD like to give nasty credit where it's due so if you want to see the site where this disgusting image presented itself please visit funnyjunk.com, and really, it's not our fault.