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U.S. OPEN - WIDE OPEN

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New Yorkers love the US Open Tennis tournament, and really love drawing penises on their advertising posters. 

But let's be honest, in this case the team responsible for promoting the event are meeting the dick defacers more than half way, really, they seem to be begging so intensely for the pecker poking that it must be part of their subconscious brand concept. US Open? Well at least their mouths usually are!


Every summer the the attitude is flashed, the fists pump, the gapping mouths blossom, and our penis drawing interest gets more than a bit aroused. It's not just that our friends at team Open usually offer us a stick-it-to-me mouth image, our allies in the ad biz give us awesome words too! "It's Showtime,' "It Must Be Love,"  and this year "Love Is…" 

Depending on which colossus of the courts is being pictured the "Love Is" sentiment is; "Drama," "Intense," "Epic," "Passion," etcetera. Could it possibly be a passion for sloppy schlongs flying toward their mouths faster than an Andy Roddick ace? NYD certainly hopes it is, so get to work New Yorkers, whip it out and put it right where they want it! NYD loves tennis!