MAMMA MIA! THAT'S A SPICEY DICK MAGNET!

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The producers of the Broadway favorite Mamma Mia! must feel they have identified a problem with their ubiquitous subway poster which has successfully pointed countless tourists toward their long running show. 

The ecstatic bride, that has been the play's graphic spokes-person for at least the last five years, apparently is presenting some sort of bare upper-chest problem, or the marketing team has come to believe that a chest adorning bouquet would really make this poster "work" (they also don't seem too pleased with our Mamma Mia! girl's arms, but arms is not a subject of interest to NYD.) 

Bosom blossoms are a nice touch, and maybe team Mia! felt that the plunging neckline was a bit too provocative, but researchers at NYD have ample evidence showing that it's not the chest of our girl that is provoking the dirty minds of some viewers of this poster.  

Penises big and nasty, skinny and weird, even penises that attract challenges regarding their penis-ness are the most common defacement commentaries that this image elicits, and the cleavage is rarely where the action is. Our girl has also gotten her share of mustaches and tooth damage, she routinely attracts all the classic defacements.

It doesn't seem likely that the new bouquet will significantly alter how viewers relate to this venerable target of defacement,Mama Mia! girl is probably doomed to perform nasty acts in public for years to come.