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PARIS SNOW PENIS ONLY VISIBLE FROM PARIS PENIS TOWER

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The view from the Eiffel Tower cannot be improved upon, no? Au contraire chéri! Wouldn't a hundred foot penis drawn in the snow on the Champs de Mars make the city of love even more romantic, or at least more pornographic, oui?

A rare dusting of light snow in December made possible this giant temporary penis defacement. More prankish than confrontational, it was mainly visible to early morning tourists visiting the most famous erection in all of France, the mighty iron shafted Eiffel Tower. The snow schlong itself is not only rigid in it's line work but somewhat architectural in it's overall layout, and so it was a fitting boner buddy to the venerated symbol of Gallic belle epoch virility.

French journalist Aude Baron told Boing Boing, "On Friday, if you were going to the Eiffel Tower, in Paris, you could see a giant penis! It was drawn into the snow covering the grass. A Dutch tourist took a picture and posted it on Twitter. Amazing view! But what if it was a PhotoShop? To be sure, I called the store which is a the first floor of the Tour Eiffel, and I was confirmed the masterpiece was still here, making everyone laugh. Unfortunately the garden department of Paris city hall told me they would soon rake it up." Roeland P. Landegent, an Amsterdam web concept creator, seems to of been the only person far sighted enough to get a photo of this spectacular phallus de jour, how close we came to losing this iconic expression of joyous dick-ness to the ages. Mon dieu!